1. Eat sweets as often as possible and give in to every food craving immediately.
2. Worry abou tloving yourself more, and Jesus and others less.
3. Fill your life with fun things and avoid adversity at all cost.
4. Spend as much time as possible on the internet and tv. You owe it to yourself!
5. Be a taker, not a giver; after all, you already pay taxes!
6. Never do anything risky; you have an image to uphold!
7. Don't spend time in the word daily, you don't have time.
8. When confronted with sin, go directly into delusion.
9. When you have a problem consult a psychology book; psychologists know more about life than God.
10. Give in to every sexual urge: after all, God created them in you.
