1. Eat sweets as often as possible and give in to every food craving immediately.
2. Worry abou tloving yourself more, and Jesus and others less.
3. Fill your life with fun things and avoid adversity at all cost.
4. Spend as much time as possible on the internet and tv. You owe it to yourself!
5. Be a taker, not a giver; after all, you already pay taxes!
6. Never do anything risky; you have an image to uphold!
7. Don't spend time in the word daily, you don't have time.
8. When confronted with sin, go directly into delusion.
9. When you have a problem consult a psychology book; psychologists know more about life than God.
10. Give in to every sexual urge: after all, God created them in you.
Great post!
ReplyDeleteHere's a few more for the list:
When you see someone in need, just pass them by.
Watch football all weekend long and do not visit the prisoners in jails, or the sick and dying in nursing homes and hospitals.
Keep socking away money and do not share it with those less unfortuante.
Just invite your friends over for dinner, and not those who could never return the favor...or even your enemies.
We could go on and on, here, couldn't we?
I LOVE #9! Another little glimpse of why God brought us to CrossPointe!
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